I am the captain of the starship Enterprise,
Captain Kirk, this is Spock, please step on the transporter,
Dilithium crystals, hit by Klingon missiles, no!
I'm a doctor, not an actor, not a milkman!
What does that mean? and I'm sorry he's dead Jim.
Photon torpeee-do-ohhh-ohhh...
Lieutenant Uhura open hailing frequencies,
Yes Captain Kirk, opening hailing frequencies sir,
Let's boldly go, where no one's gone before,
Beam up Mr Scott, Sulu go to warp,
Warp three sir?
No, that will be way too slow!
Warp four sir?
That still is way too slow!
Warp five sir?
It still is too damn slow!
Warp six?
It's too damn slow!
Warp seven?
It's too damn slow!
It's too damn slow-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mr Chekov, Mr Chekov?
I am firing torpedo!
That will not work, and would be illogical, to me,
To me, to meeee......
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara
"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena
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