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Originally Posted by Squinky
Am I safe, or are you so desperate that you'd actually go for une fille this time around?
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Oh Squinky, my darling, my sweet, my voluptuous bosomed goddess, my Venus coming forth from the sea, I will gladly suffocate in the bounty of your bust! I shall dive deep into your décolletage and forget to come up for air, such is my love for thee!
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Originally Posted by UPtimist
I have to go to the peak of conservatism, a relic from the 50's, the mandatory army today. And I can't even post (or even check) here for almost two weeks. And I'll miss the Morningtide previews too. 
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Can't you just claim to be a conscientious objector, to avoid all this nonsense of going off to play soldier?
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Originally Posted by Giligan
Don't complain, son. Donning the uniform and carrying the rifle is the best thing a young man can do.
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I like the idea of showering with other men... lots of other men, all soapy, and wet... torrents of water cascading down their hard ripped bodies, foam perched atop pert buttocks...
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Originally Posted by Giligan
Really? Why weren't they for it? It's not like Germany's going to invade Poland again soon or something.
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Awwww...
