You know Squinker, I played Pigeons the other day, and I gotta say that Lord Philmore Philmore of Philmoretown (or Bob, who I'm guessing is not a reference to Twin Peaks) is almost exactly me (in a cartoony manner, that is). Except that nobody ever thought I was gay... I think
... He even looks quite like me.
(BTW, do you know what a squinn is? I just saw that word in a dictionary. Most fascinating.)