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Old 12-20-2007, 02:36 AM   #26398
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Originally Posted by Giligan View Post
Jat316sob, after suffering from a blow to the head inflicted by a passing bus, became increasingly forgetful, and soon began writing "Robert" when he meant "Giligan", and "Giligan" when he meant "[name of any woman in the world]".
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Giligan and Hilary Clinton, after bickering for an extended period, abruptly stopped, looked at one another directly in the eye, and simultaneously came to the same realisation. Beneath all the conflict and arguments burnt a fiery passion. Giligan was the first to acknowledge it, he stepped tentatively forward and Hilary Clinton mirrored his movements. Then, in a flash they embraced, months of buried feelings flooded out in a single kiss. As figurative fireworks went off Giligan lost balance, falling backwards into a strategically placed haystack, with Hilary Clinton landing on top of him. Hilary Clinton pinned Giligan's arms to the ground, let out a soft growl, then, mustering all her strength, tore open Giligan's shirt, exposing a pale hairless torso. Giligan quivered, then quickly turned the tables as he flipped Hilary Clinton over, and sat straddling her chest. Hilary Clinton noticed from her viewpoint the large bulge that was being prominently displayed in Giligan 's trousers, and slowly reached a hand towards it....
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