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Old 09-29-2007, 11:13 AM   #24817
Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Guys? I'll have to educate you:

THE Rules!

1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules!

2. The rules are subject to change without notice.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediatly change them.

5. The female is NEVER WRONG!

6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a flagrant misunderstanding, which is a direct result ofsomething the male did or said wrong.

7. If the above rule applies, the male must immediatly appologize for the misunderstanding.

8. The male must never change his mind without expressed written permission from the female.

9. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

10. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

11. The female under no circumstances can allow the male to know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The supreme rule is number 5.

There you go. I hope this helps.

- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant."

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