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Originally Posted by Giligan
Only if you fall to the dark side. Then will you rule the self-containing Universe known as Canada.
Tyranny and oppression are the only ways to subjegate your people, says I! Or widespread propagation of video games, either will do.
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Originally Posted by Squinky
Eh, I never really was a big fan of the light side, anyway.
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Don't anyone dare go over to the Dark Side, you hear me! Or you will have to deal with me!
Now go back to reciting you mantra!
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
(Seriously, I know that one by heart.)
It's good that I just came back from saving the galaxy (not this one. One far, far away.) from the Sith.
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Originally Posted by Hammerite
Where IS Jaz, anyway?
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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
Upper Silesia.
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Originally Posted by RLacey
I have no idea. Probably around.
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Like I said, I just returned from saving the Galaxy and the Republic, and am now holding my (well, not really I, but rather my character Unau Kalhai and her rugged beau Carth Onasi are holding their) honeymoon on Kashyyk, with a small detour to Telos.
They're trying to enjoy themselves until everything is pulled out of it's foundations again in the second game, you see.
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Originally Posted by suncrafter
This thread is now officially about waffles...
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I'm afraid we already had a thread about Pie vs. Pancakes. I don't think we're ready for a Pancakes vs. Waffles thread yet.
By the way, I'm still waiting for my pie from the "Pie for Jaz" fund to arrive!
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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
I only go on the tame rides, roller coasters do bad things to my stomach.
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But Space Mountain is so awesome!
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Originally Posted by Hammerite
I want Jaz back...
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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
I'll compensate.
*Ahem*
Oh, Hamsie, big hugs for Hamsie!
Look at me, I'm a wee bit insane, don't you think so Iggy Pop?
/ Iggy Pop: Oh yes Jaz, you're mental, me too, and I'm just an aging rocker that's trapped in your head!
Oh Iggy Pop, you're so funny! Not like that other one.
/ Jazhara666: Talking about me are you? I'm not that bad, but I did once impale a Buddhist monk on a lightning rod!
Oh Jazhara666, you're so bad, but I have to say goodbye now, time for my medication!
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Oh, I'll be careful. Iggy will not like being referred to as Iggy Pop.
Did you really impale a Buddhist monk on a lightning rod, dear twin?
>>>Actually, it was some kind of guy trying to recruit me to their religion at the doo.<<<
I think that might actually be considered a good deed...
>>>I know, but he was getting on my nerves.<<<
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Originally Posted by Melanie68
You are so going to catch hell for that when she sees it.
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*throws Hell at Jatsie* Catch!
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Originally Posted by RLacey
I wonder where Jaz has actually got to...
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Originally Posted by RLacey
Good. Now where has Jaz got to?
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I'm preparing an attack on this Thread with my trusty homicidal robot HK-47. I'm hiding out on a planet that doesn't really have a name, but the most polite computer I've ever met. That computer is also more understanding and tolerant than other people I've met on my many travels, and you can hold a very pleasant and educated conversation with him for hours.
HK-47 asks me to tell you that the Meatbags (that's you guys) should fear him.
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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
She's probably in some beer hall, like a good Bavarian girl.
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I'm only half Bavarian, and I don't like beer. Or most alcohol, actually.
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Originally Posted by stepurhan
We call them full stops over here. You should make your mind up though. What are you using, commas or periods?
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Yeah, periods are much too bloody, and people prefer if you don't talk about them.
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Originally Posted by Giligan
I think Jaz may have been run over by a bus. Well, it was nice knowing her. Too bad she'll never post again.
I suggest that we stop posting here as a commemoration, naturally.
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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
Diese bus hat flattened ze Jaz!?
ACHTUNG!
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The reports of my Death were greatly exaggerated.
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Originally Posted by Giligan
Jazhara7
1967-2007
Rest in peace
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Bus tire
2006-2007
Recycle in peace
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You son of a silly person!
Tires are used for at least 6 years before they are re-tired and recycled.
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Originally Posted by RLacey
1967? Try 1987...
Oh, and my computer may be overheating again ...
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Yep, 1987 is right.
And I really hope it isn't overheating again.
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