- Matrix I: "Wow, they have something fantastic going on here. I'll buy the DVD."
- Matrix II: "Um, okay. But you know, it's the middle one, so the next one will make up for it. I'll go ahead and buy the DVD".
- Matrix III: "Oy. This think smells like a freshly plucked butt dingle-berry" <sells Matrix II to some poor lost soul>.
Can anyone here think of a trilogy that tanked worse? Go on, I dare you.