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Old 08-17-2007, 05:10 AM   #23253
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This reminds me, I saw an article in the newspaper a few days ago about a 50st man, who had to have a custom coffin made, because he was so huge, and they couldn't even fit it in the hearse. So it got me thinking, should morticians liposuction the dead? While they're doing the embalming, they could just suck out all the fat, to make the corpse fit in a normal coffin. It has to be more dignified than being remembered even in death as a behemoth that takes up three grave plots.
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