If you all don't stop talking in Leet, I am going to do something bad.
Tibsie, I'm going to hug you until you're silly. I'm going to be stuck to you like a bramble to a woolen sweater.
Squinky, I'm going to dye your hair and all your clothes bright pink while you're not looking. Oh, and I'm going to call you a Valley girl.
Jatsie, I'm going to spread rumours that you're not gay and that you're looking for a long-term relationship with a lady.
And I'm going to ulti-pan each of you.
No one makes Auntie Mel cry and gets away with it!
DO NOT MAKE ME DO SOMETHING I MIGHT END UP REGRETTING LATER!!!
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