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Old 06-25-2007, 03:36 PM   #20
Giligan
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>start to feel cold.

You must be heading north.

>realize that you must be on one minute space rock, if you're feeling the effects of going north immediately.

Yeah....

>cloth yourself more adequately

You go to a small clearing, and stand still, smiling. After a while an animal - a deer perhaps - appears from out of the trees and watches you cautiously. You continue to smile at it, your eyes soften and shine, and you seem to radiate a deep and universal love, a love which reaches out to embrace all creation. A wonderful quietness descends upon the surrounding countryside, peaceful and serene, emanating from you. Slowly the deer approaches, step by step, until it is almost muzzling you, whereupon you reach out and snap its neck, and skin it for its hide.
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