Do you know what cheese is? It's fermented curd. Does that sound good to you? Of course it doesn't. The word "cheese" was just invented by a clever marketing company to make it sound like tasty food. Insidious!
Anyway, I already have a LucasArts mousepad. It's actually had a big candle wax stain on it ever since my cat accidentally bumped into a candle sometime around Christmas. Maybe it had some deeper voodoo meaning causing everyone at the company to turn evil? (On a serious note, does anyone know how to remove a candle wax stain? It looks a bit ... wrong.)
I think this is the most off-topic post I've ever made.
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