He finishes writing his philosophy book (a personal project of his) before he dies. His death turns the book into a worldwide cultural phenomenon (everyone loves the last words of a dead guy), and Barneyism quickly becomes widespread and changes the way people live their lives. You're going to hear silly songs being sung loudly wherever you go now. If it's any reassurance, know that Barney's death was terribly devastating to all his fans.
I wish I had all the time in the world.
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