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Originally Posted by SSH
Did you know that if you strap some buttered toast to the back of a cat, you can make it hover: buttered toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet... therefore it is logically impossible for the toast/cat combo to touch the ground. It is suspected that alien spacecraft use this for propulsion, which would explain why flying saucers always make that purring sound...
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That's an old one too...
Still, one of my favourites.
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant."
>>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<<
And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE!
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