You've been hired as a security guard for the least-used building in the world. Your contract stipulates that you remain alert at all times, and to enforce this there's a security camera watching you so that your employer will know when you're doing anything at all. If you are doing anything (sleeping obviously included), you don't get paid. Your contract also says that you've got this job for the rest of your life (20 hours a day), and you are forbidden (legally) to get any other job as long as it is in effect.
I wish there were a comic store near here.
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