I once saw a screen shot of the game where the person had inscribed their tombstone with,
"I should have stayed in bed"
In an instant I suddenly thought about all the hours of sleep I had lost to dying from cholera, dysentary, broken bones, snakebites, famine, drowning, and Indian raids.
Anyways, you may enjoy this shirt I found:
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dysentery