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Old 04-24-2007, 11:34 AM   #18567
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I think a drinking song would lighten the mood.


Beside a Belgian staminate, when the smoke had cleared away
Beneath a busted camel, its former pilot lay.
His throat was cut by bracing wires, the tank had hit his head
And coughing a shower of dental work, these parting words he said.

"Oh, I'm going to a better land, they binge there every night.
The cocktails grow on bushes, so everyone stays tight.
They've torn up all the calendars, they've busted all the clocks.
And little drops of whisky, come trickling down the rocks."

The pilot breathed thse last few gasps before he passed away.
"I'll tell you how it happened, my flippers didn't stay.
The motor wouldn't hit at all, the struts were far too few.
A shot went through the petrol tank and let it all leak through."


"Oh, I'm going to a better land, where motors always run.
Where eggnog grows on eggplants, and pilots grow a bun.
They've got no Sops, they've got no Spads, they've got no DH4's.
And the little frosted Julips are served at all the stores."
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