Surely with your fine grasp of the English language it would have to go something more like.
One was on the verge of cleaning one's domicile but then one partook of some recreational drugs.
One was going to get the jolly old Dust Devil out but then one partook of some recreational drugs
One's residence is still in a state of chaos and one is well aware of the reason (why old chap?)
rather,
- due to the use of recreational drugs [repeat 3X] I'll admit that does mess up the scansion somewhat though. 
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43
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A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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