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Originally Posted by stepurhan
Really? You met an actual alien in Las Vegas? And you have proof of that? Why hasn't this been on the news?
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Are you kidding? Las Vegas and Reno are full of aliens!
From observing them, I have drawn several conclusions about their home planet:
A. It has a much weaker gravitational field than Earth, because they do not walk but instead ride electric scooters everywhere they go.
B. It has a significantly higher ratio of oxygen in it's atmosphere, because these interstellar tourists are always hooked up to a supplemental oxygen supply.
C. It has a much weaker and/or dimmer sun, because these aliens never set foot outside dimly-lit casinos during daylight hours, and frequently can be seen wearing dark sunglasses inside said establishments.
