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Originally Posted by undeaf
I wish for death by meteor for my high school accounting teacher.
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THUD! Your high school accounting teacher is suddenly hit by a giant meteor. Unfortunately, since you were in the same building as him, you are too. By a miracle you survive. The school is rebuilt and the teacher replaced by a gorgeous woman. You attend every class to feast your eyes on her, but unfortunately you don't hear anything she says and you fail the final test miserably.
I wish I could control my internet addiction.