*FLOK* Here's a stick. Here's a policeman, watching. Oh, and let's throw in a nearby lawyer too (who happens to hate your guts), just to make it really fun.
I'd like a bottle of cold lemon Nestea, please. Not Diet. And I would like for the person delivering that wish to not be a complete jackass. There, that's two wishes, making up for the two wishes which were denied me by idiots who don't understand that "would like" and "wish for" mean the same thing. So I've still got one wish left. I'd like a lifetime supply of bottles of eternally fresh, cold lemon Nestea. Not Diet.
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