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Originally Posted by bullsie
*bang - wiz - zing*
Now you are the riches man in the whole world.
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I'm Bill Gates?
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You can now afford to give all the females in your life a pair of Manolo Blahniks and something from Tiffany's. The only down side is now you have 33, 000000, 369, 00000 marriage purpose’s. 
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O shit! My wife Melissa's gonna kill me!!
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I wish for a Valentine's Day snog
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*KER-SSSSHHPLATT!!* Someone sneaks up behind you, grabs your ass, and then embraces you in the hottest, most erotic hug while nibbling on your neck and ear. You turn around to see who it is:
Spoiler:It's George W. Bush in nothing but a hot pink edible thong.
I wish more Angelenos had I.Q.'s almost as high as the price of their Prada bags and outfits so I can at least have some kind of intelligent conversation with some of them.
