*BURP!!* Granted. People compliment you now on your wonderfully scented farts, but you now have chronic bad breath that smells like the sewers, earning you the nickname of PottyMouthedLooney.
I wish I could afford to give all the women in my life each (including my friends here) a beautiful pair of
Manolo Blahniks and something nice from Tiffany's, for Valentine's Day.
