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Originally Posted by undeaf
I wish american football was renamed collisionball, crashball, smashball, tackleball or something along those lines to eliminate confusion.
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*Pivbooskaa!* American Football is renamed "Collisionball, Crashball, Smashball, Tackleball or Something Along Those Lines to Eliminate Confusion", but the extremely extended name puts off the sponsors and the game collapses amidst financial difficulties.
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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens
I wish could get off my lazy arse and get some errands done today.
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You get up and go to do your errands, only to realise that the entire lower half of your body was left behind in the chair. You're now able to levitate, but miss wearing trousers.
I wish people would always use "your" and "you're" correctly.