Do the aliens look like Jason Statham?
*KAPLEESH!* A waitress appears with a nice plate of hot fresh ones. Unfortunately they're completely out of syrup and everything else to go with it. You're forced to consume dry pancakes while shivering in your bathing suit on that Cape Cod beach in January and the waitress is pissed off 'cause you have no money for tip.
I wish there were a gay bar within walking distance from my house.