*ting* A real wish suddenly pops into your mind with an urgent nagging feeling, a wish so ludicrously impossible and contrived that it makes you laugh every time you think of it. And this wish never leaves your mind- it haunts your dreams, taints your life. It becomes such an unnaturally strong wish (due to its magical origins) that you will never forget it for a minute. You progressively deteriorate until you (oddly enough) become unable to stop laughing maniacally, jumping up and down erratically and poking yourself in the ear. This takes up so much of your attention that you lose all other thought processes, and are committed to a mental institution where you remain for the rest of your miserable life.
I wish I could skip the Sabbath every single week, passing without recognition from the end of Friday to the end of Saturday as if it were only an instant.
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