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Old 02-01-2007, 01:34 PM   #64
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Originally Posted by stepsie
I wish I wasn't an insomniac.
As you finish typing your wish, a strange door suddenly appears in your room. Curious, you open it, go through, and find yourself in the small top room of a tower connected to a beautiful castle. In the middle of the room is a charming old woman using a spinning wheel. Being overwhelmed with curiosity you ask her if you can try your hand at it, but when you sit down and begin, you prick your finger on the needle, which was poisoned by the old woman (who is actually an evil witch). You then grow insanely sleepy and collapse in the deepest slumber of your life, never to be awakened for at least a hundred years, thereby outliving all your family members, getting fired from your job for being MIA, having your house and car repossessed, and having all your friends abandoning you and the rest of the world forgetting about you.

I wish L.A. could be more like New York or Paris.
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