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Originally Posted by Squinky
Save it for "Three Questions", darling.
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But those were five questions. Too big for one post. Too small for two. They couldn't go in Three Questions.
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Originally Posted by Giligan
Forget what happened to the pirates, what happened to shame? I recently saw a car with a bumper sticker on the....bumper, which read "I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds"
I tell you, there's no class anymore.
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Us classy people have a tough struggle ahead of us.
<wipes nose on sleeve.
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Originally Posted by RLacey
Mind you, that lends a whole new meaning to those annoying "Baby Onboard" stickers.
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There are worse. A car round the corner from me has a "Princess on board" hanger in their back window.
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Originally Posted by Squinky
So my death's going to trigger an ice age, isn't it?
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<refrains from comment on grounds of
- Being married
- Getting beaten up by bulldog and Jelena last time.
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Originally Posted by rlpw
This day in history:
Inventor of open-architecture networking and co-inventor of the TCP/IP protocols, Bob Kahn born in Brooklyn, New York. This is the REAL inventer of the internet, not that crazy nut Gore.
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Wasn't that
Tim Berners-Lee? (I'm not just relying on wikipedia here. My father, who has worked in computers since they programmed with punch cards, concurs on this one)
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Originally Posted by rlpw
And now computer Error number identifiers:
Error#508: Zombie processess detected, machine is haunted...
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That would explain a lot about my computer.
