[Giligan]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Jerra nod diji! - Move it! (Literally: "Move your butt", or actually "Move your ass!", with a definite emphasis on the "diji!". Stupid NPCs, blocking doorways...)


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I know the feeling. Happens fairly often in Gears of War.

* Dan finds that one of his buddies is blocking hallway*
Dan: "Outtta the way, idiot!"
NPC: *...*
* Dan slams himself against NPC, to no avail*
* Dan fires rifle into NPC*
NPC: "Where'd you learn to shoot? Friggin' moron...." *does not move*
Dan: "Ok, that's it. See you in the next time zone."
*tosses Bolo grenade at NPC's feet
* Dan turns to run, then finds that he's blocked and sandwiched by yet another NPC, effectively trapped between the two.*
Dan: "S--t!"
*Grenade explodes, not harming NPCs, but leaving nothing of Dan save for a bloody smear and two boots*

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