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Old 12-08-2006, 05:44 AM   #14356
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Originally Posted by Giligan View Post
I'm going to kill this thread with irony.


"What do women and dog poop have in common?"

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!

Irony is when even old women don't want you, and even old dog poop is impossible to take off your shoe. In other words, something is ironic when it's opposite to what you would've expected. What you have there is just a joke. And lemme tell ya there, buddy, that ain't gonna kill this thread.
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