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Old 12-03-2006, 03:04 AM   #49
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1. "What is time? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"


2. Two individuals (A & B) become friends when they occupy an area of 900 squared meters for x amount of time, where the strength of friendship is directly proportional to the amount of x.

3. "OK genie, no time to think huh?
1: gimme lotsa pretty women!
2: gimme a big house!
3: gimme a nice car!"

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1. If you were ever to wear a Halloween costume, what would it be?
2. Your favorite childhood toy?
3. What would be a funny acronym made from the letters in your first name?
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