Quote:
Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens
Alright, Squink. I've just come back from consulting with the surgeon who'll be working on you. He said you have three choices for the 'style' of male organ available:
1. The George Costanza (the cheapest and least painful because it requires very little skin and fat)
2. The Bill Clinton (moderately expensive, almost impeachably so)
3. The John Holmes (the most costly - hope you won't mind the skin on your entire behind taking a year to grow back; however, it's also practically instant liposuction, you certainly won't miss most of the fat around your midsection)
Please choose now before the gas takes effect.
|
#3 is fine. stepurhan offered to pay for it, after all. *falls asleep*
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
|
