"I'm not even supposed to be here today" - Dante (Clerks)
"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?" - Brodie (Mallrats)
""You know there are a lot of women but not all of them cook you lasagna, most of them just cheat on you..." - Silent Bob (Clerks)
"Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking." - Brodie (Mallrats)
I just needed to add my 2 cents for Kevin Smith. 
