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Lucien21 · 09-30-2006, 11:21 AM

Clerks II

Kevin Smith is a genius.

Clerks II is the funniest, crudest, most non-PC comedy i've seen in years. How many dick jokes can you fit in one film.

Don't drink while watching this movie unless you want to choke or spray the people in front of you.

I was laughing so hard I think I coughed up something.

Every film should have an 'interspecies erotic' scene in a Fast Food joint in it. It's too fu**in funny for words.
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Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized clit?
Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you?
Dante Hicks: It kind of came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's almost like a little cock, which says all sorts of weird things about him that I don't even want to think about.

09-30-2006, 11:21 AM	#1655
Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	Clerks II Kevin Smith is a genius. Clerks II is the funniest, crudest, most non-PC comedy i've seen in years. How many dick jokes can you fit in one film. Don't drink while watching this movie unless you want to choke or spray the people in front of you. I was laughing so hard I think I coughed up something. Every film should have an 'interspecies erotic' scene in a Fast Food joint in it. It's too fu**in funny for words. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized clit? Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you? Dante Hicks: It kind of came out one day! Randal Graves: He says it's almost like a little cock, which says all sorts of weird things about him that I don't even want to think about. __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!