After trying
MOUNT FARMER'S DAUGHTER
MAKE LOVE TO LILY
EAT VIRGIN
SCREW GODDESS OF BEAUTY
you'd think that poor Eric would get lucky with the Princess at the end
The thing that stops it being a classic for me is that there's proper cutscenes at certain points during the game, but the ending is a screen of text, like they ran out of time. The whole mount olympus and black gate sections seemed like they were made in under a week, bad puzzles and unforgiving 'forget this and you'll have to hope you've got a savegame from when you forgot to pick it up' moments.