You know what makes a really good pet?
- A tapeworm!
They're so low maintenence, they're the perfect pet for the person on the go! There's no need to worry about walking them, or feeding them, and they're always there wherever you are!
Trying to lose a few pounds? Well tapeworms can help you there too!
Maybe you're barren and want a pet to satisfy your desire to nurture, but you still want to know what it feels like to have something growing inside you? Well guess what, now you can with a tapeworm!
They really are an incredible multipurpose pet for the modern age.
So what are you waiting for? Go out and get a tapeworm, it's the parasitepet everyone's talking about, even Elizabeth Hurley has one!*
*The veracity of this statement cannot be verified.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara
"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena
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