If you scoop out one of your own eyeballs and post a pic of the gaping eye socket here, then I'll believe you're loony.
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Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award).
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