I had bananas today.
I don't like bananas, but I ate them anyway.
Isn't that weird?
The banana king is angry!
You've eaten his people!
All seek the banana realm, though few find it.
How many bananas can even fit in there?
I'm not sure I know.
BANANA CREAM PIE
9" pie crust
packet of banana pudding
wafer cookies
bananas
hot lava
whipped cream
Layer the bananas in thin slices on the bottom of the crust.
Pour the pudding over the crust and bananas.
Then lay wafer cookies over the pudding.
Cover the top with whipped cream, then refrigerate.
Finally, dunk the pie in hot lava and eat.
How many bananas does it take to change a lightbulb?
I think the answer is seventy-four.
You pick them up and throw them and hope you hit the
right bulb,
And leave the shattered remains on the floor.
What, they were supposed to put a
new bulb in too?
Pooh pooh.
Death to bananas!
One banana, two bananas, three bananaaAAIIIIIEEE!!!
Four bananas, five bananas, six bananaAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!
Hey, nosehairs are not for pulling!
Here is a banana, laying on the ground.
We shall do a little science experiment with it.
We will see how long it can sit there and remain edible.
This is a very very important scientific study, you see.
Never mind the mud it's laying in- that's just part of the-
NO! NO ELEPHANTS WANTED! PLEASE, DON'T SMUSH THE BANANA!
("Squish said the ant. Oh, and the banana. Right.")
Gee, I don't know how to top that. I guess you win.
Victory is mine! Now you will have to stop calling yourself the Loony Empress.
Oh, sure, but I never
called myself the Loony Empress. I'm just a fictional character, really. I've never called myself anything but a fictional character. And I only called myself that right now.
Oh.
Yeah, but if you'd like,
you could stop calling yourself the Loony Empress.
Sounds like a plan.
