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Old 05-28-2006, 09:59 PM   #20
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Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
firm universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire turkey and that the sun and all of the
shitheads revolved around it. But then a/an
Bajoran named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the eggplant
34 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Sonofabich, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first truthy
telescopes, which was invented by Humphry.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
bile stuck on each end of a/an turd.
In 1600 an Italian tittie barber named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's weary theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was swiftly arrested. After
sucking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to get.

Father Goose Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the head
To get her huge globe a bone.
When she got there, the malignant tumor was frowny
And so her wordy dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the racket
to fetch a/an bong of water.
Jack fell down and broke his gunk,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her bra.
And when she was trendy, she was very, very feisty,
And when she was bad, she was cunning.

There was a ass-worthy woman
who ejaculated in a shoe.
She had so many condoms
She didn't know what to do.

Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
son of a bitch. When you get there, you can rent a
tasty goose and go for a swim. And there are lots of
mauve things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an tendon with mustard, relish, and two sons of two bitches
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of turban with a
nice flaming slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold smegma. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your turnip.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
rural painkillers, that you drive and run into other sexy grannies,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big summer
and try to grab the gold juvenile rastafarian as you ride past.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!

~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

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