Old Mother Hubbard went to the cloud
To get her tasty pee-pee a bone.
When she got there, the finger was smirking
And so her leaking dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the super soaker
to fetch a vat of water.
Jack fell down and broke his cucumber,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her prod.
And when she was stinging, she was very, very fondling,
And when she was bad, she was stroking.
There was a jerking woman
who sighed in a shoe.
She had so many horsies
She didn't know what to do.
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