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Originally Posted by Spiwak
A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bad, so the bartender says "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate looks at his pants and back to the bartender, and, shrugging, says "Aargh! I drives me nuts!"
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I prefer another version:
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck to his crotch.
The bartender says, "Hey, you got a wheel stuck to your crotch."
The pirate replies, "Yarr, me ship wrecked in a terrible storm and my testicles swelled with an infection while I was knocked unconscious against the wheel. Can you please call a doctor?"
