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Stop.......Hammer Time.

Hey Scott, here's a crappy joke just for you

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened, and the inspector comes to take a look.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile" says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asks, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Mossie Quinn the redneck from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."

Boom boom!