You really had that for lunch? Jeez, it's a wonder you're still alive. I had a chicken vindaloo with extra chilli, and have blown my trousers off with the resulting fallout. Ahhh the wonders of methane!
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Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award).
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