Ahh, that's ok then. If you'll excuse me then, I'm off to realise that I'm not actually a single being but the projection of the unconcious thoughts of millions melded together to form a unified ball of light that travels at impossible speeds through the plains of a world that exists only in the imagination of a rabbit.
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Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award).
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