^is actually an oyster with herpes.
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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens
^ Got too curious with the time machine and pressed the bright red button that says "DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT", causing Jaz to warp back to Venice during the 1500s. She is now getting chased by the Medici family after stealing a few of their baubles.
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^You know, that is actually a fact. I am a Magpie in my future life, and am already a Magpie at heart. And even if the Medici might think so otherwise, all shinyness by law belongs to us magpies. If they didn't want their stuff taken, they should have not made it so shiny! CAW!
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