To commemorate this special occasion, I've come up with several slogans:
Get Happy Birthday or Get Out.
Have a Happy Birthday and Smile.
Australians Wouldn't Give A Happy Birthday For Anything Else.
Life Should Taste As Good As Happy Birthday.
Built Happy Birthday Tough.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Happy Birthday.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!
~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem
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