How dare they take our Opal Fruits from us just to conform to your global commercialisation! They already took our penny chews from us and made them two pennies! How much more does our candy industry have to suffer in the name of conformity?? Hear me now brothers! Rise against this tirade of abuse!
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Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award).
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