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Old 02-22-2006, 09:50 AM   #960
Maquisard
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^ Has preordered 20 copies of the videotape showing the dog/cat's tail getting viciously stomped on. He plans to give one of the tapes to his girlfriend for Valentine's day. They will make sweet sweet love to the sounds of tortured howling/hissing...on their wedding day!
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