^ Has preordered 20 copies of the videotape showing the dog/cat's tail getting viciously stomped on. He plans to give one of the tapes to his girlfriend for Valentine's day. They will make sweet sweet love to the sounds of tortured howling/hissing...on their wedding day!
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!
~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem
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