She's right there Lacey old mucker. Tell you what, I'll send you a signed waiver saying you can use all of my thrilling posts if you admit that you're never gonna win, and you're a big stupid-head
On second thought, I need the postage money to buy beer.
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Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award).
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