Sorry suckahs, order completed successfully and dispatched. You'll have to intercept it at the post office
Time to order some spare boxers too, in case it's as scary as the first one.
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Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner),
Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and
Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award).
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