A guy walks into a bar, and spots a man who looks like Van Gogh. He strolls up to him and says "Hey, you're Van Gogh aren't you!"
"Why yes I am" Van Gogh replies.
"I love your work" the man says. "Can I buy you a drink?"
"No thanks" Van Gogh replies, "I've got one 'ere"
Ho ho ho, get it? One ear?
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